Secondly, it is very likely that the girls are going to be the ones nodding their heads in agreement and giggling with me on this one, because you know where I'm coming from. Guys, I won't be offended if you skip past this post; I'm writing this for me!
I'm still single, so I have the privilege of scrutinizing the whole menu, staring at the mouth watering dishes that I like. So I've compiled a little buffet menu of my own, picking and choosing the things I reckon I would most enjoy. Here it is: The things I'd like in a man:
- The "walking away" is very important. He's got to wear his jeans the way Kiefer Sutherland does: snug and delicious.
- A t-shirt needs to hug him the way Dominic Purcell (Linc from Prisonbreak) has seemed to convince his t-shirt to do: focusing all it's attention on those upper arms.
- Kissability thermometers should become a standard measuring instrument, and once it does, I'd like to try it out on Matt Damon...no wait...Jensen Ackles...or, hang on, Michael Shanks, yes! Okay, so you get the point: I'm putting an APB out on these three lips for now.
- When it comes to eyes, I prefer a naughty glint above smouldering passion. I've already found the naughty ones: it has to be Jensen's.
- Hands tend to catch my eye almost immediately, so I've decided that it's worth being REALLY maticulous about. So I've made up my mind about Michael Shank's hands. It works for me.
- And Mr Shanks also has the geeky sexiness going for him when portraying Dr Daniel Jackson on Stargate. It gets me everytime without fail. Those glasses...
- Sometimes subtle hints of things are more important than "in your face" truths. Take David Boreanaz for instance. The way he wears those button down shirts, revealing only a promise of what lies beneath. That, my dear friends, is what I want to stare at at close range.
- If ever I should buy an audio book one day, I would prefer Kiefer Sutherland or Kevin Max to read it to me. They could read the phonebook, for all I care, it'll still have the same effect...weak knees.
- When it comes to the little less physical things, I prefer a really good sense of humor, and I would like it to come in the Jensen Ackles and Michael Shanks package, please.
- Music is important to me. No, wait, apart from air, music is the other thing I breathe. I'd prefer it if he would play the drums, but if he looks like Christian Kane with his guitar in his hands, I'm willing to revise my preference.
- Every girl wants to feel safe, right? Jason Bourne. Need I say more? I suck at reading maps and directions, so Jason's got to be the man, because the way he reads a map makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
At this point, I'm going to take a breather (I think it's needed!). To be honest, this wasn't as easy as it might seem. There are countless dishes on that buffet table out there that could have easily made it onto my plate, but for now, this will have to do.
Wanda
